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Throwback Thursday: I Can't Believe I Used to Dress Like That!

Throwback Thursday: I Can’t Believe I Used to Dress Like That!

No, really, I can’t believe I used to dress like that. Haha. The rectangular glasses, the tee from Threadless, the colored rubber bracelet, dang. And I know for sure I was wearing my grey and white checkered vans — destroyed beyond recognition with my damn pinky toe hanging out. LOL. Just so terrible, so I’m...
OUTPUT is the Best Club in NYC: So Put Your Fucking Phone Down and Dance

OUTPUT is the Best Club in NYC: So Put Your Fucking Phone Down and Dance

The past few Thursday nights have been some of the best nights of 2013 as of recent. No it’s not weed or booze that’s making them stick out either — it’s actually OUTPUT, and I swear I wasn’t paid to write this.  yeah, OUTPUT. Of all my years in New York/Brooklyn, more than 10 years total, I’ve...
Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail: A Track by Track Album Review

Jay-Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail: A Track by Track Album Review

So I guess what Jay-Z is trying to say is, “When you’re a 43-year-old married man with a baby and a wife in tow, there’s just only so much ya can rap about…ya know?” Here’s a small track x track review of Magna Carta…Holy Grail. Track #1: Holy Grail (feat. Justin Timberlake) I put everything...
Not All Celebrities Were Created Equal : Before & After GIFS!!!

Not All Celebrities Were Created Equal : Before & After GIFS!!!

Sighs, the days of being a celebrity on a magazine cover and not having your fan base find the untouched, non-airbrushed photos of you looking like an average individual are far gone…and I’m glad because some of these “before and after” GIFS are funny as hell… <——— especially this one of the snow llama dude...
Playlist: Comedowns and Rubdowns

Playlist: Comedowns and Rubdowns

I took some MDMA a few hours ago and now I’m having the inevitable come-down that I signed up for when I made the (correct) decision to mess around with some substances. It feels like I’m a robot, and typing is the only thing distracting me from that Dementor-friendly soul evaporation process. All I want...
Lil' Kim & Tiffany Foxx "twisted" Miley Cyrus' arm in the worst video of 2013

Lil’ Kim & Tiffany Foxx “twisted” Miley Cyrus’ arm in the worst video of 2013

The other day I was introduced to T.Foxx or better Tiffany Foxx via a terrible video on youtube. I thought she merited my time since she is after all “Lil’ Kim’s new artist” but then I realized that meant NOTHING AT ALL. lol. (video all the way at the bottom of this post — same...
Backstage at the 137th Westminster Dog Show looks awesome as hell!

Backstage at the 137th Westminster Dog Show looks awesome as hell!

Video: Pos-T-Vac

I mean when it gets to this point you’d think you’d lose interest…lol. -antwan
Baked Mac n' Cheese, not Green Bean Casserole!

Baked Mac n’ Cheese, not Green Bean Casserole!

I’ve been to plenty of Thanksgiving dinners in my time and I unno, there’s just nothing like arriving to a house and seeing 3 or 4 huge pans of baked mac n cheese waiting to be demolished by a pack of hungry family members. Everyone likes Mac n Cheese and if they don’t they’re probably...
Christopher Rice x Spank Rock x DTF DADT!

Christopher Rice x Spank Rock x DTF DADT!

Sup fools. I’m not sure if you guys know this, but one of the ppl that used to blog a lot for the site, Chris Rice, tumblr star, is in Spank Rock’s new video, DTF DADT. I never really knew Chris could dance, since he’s always doin “the Carlton”. Lol. If you still don’t know...
ATTN: DOUG E FRESH is HIRING 'CHICKEN HEADS'

ATTN: DOUG E FRESH is HIRING ‘CHICKEN HEADS’

For all yall chicken heads out there looking for some work, Doug E Fresh’s Chicken N Waffles is hiring now! Located at 2245 Adam Clayton Powell Blvd New York, NY 10027 (google map) Please send all resumes to job-6w6yj-2439936965@craigslist.org. Please have references handy as well. Refer this listing to anyone you know that is looking...
For All The Ho's with NO JOBS and NO PROSPECTS.

For All The Ho’s with NO JOBS and NO PROSPECTS.

So I mean, I know “times is rough” and all that stuff, so ladies, you know have NO EXCUSE to be broke this summer. This place is hiring NOW. Perks: 1. You get to work in Queens so like no many of your friends will actually see you dancing, so like, no embarrassment there. 2....