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This is a funny lil short about a day I know most of you nerds dread. Also, a day a week or so ago, many of you died for a couple of hours. LOL. Speaking of that day, I still say that it was all a ploy to get ppl to talk about Facebook and make it a “trending topic” all over the world — so sad. Like, wtf, ppl are ALWAYS talking about Facebook so like, wtf were they thinking? Anyway, lemme get off this tangent.

LOL, check out the video and lemme know what you think! a link to more about the project ——>  www.facebook.com/somethingcoolthemovie

My friend Kate is in this video, I love her, she’s so tall and hot and funny as hell. I need to see her soon — I will attempt to contact her now.

later nerds,
antwan

This past weekend Kristin (of Cat Vet), Chris, and myself all went out to brunch at a place called ABBAYE. We were hungry as hell after each of had our respective LONG NIGHTS…lol.

Above is what both Chris and I ordered — I can’t find the name of it online, because there are no brunch menus online, but it was like a fried chicken eggs Benedict covered smothered in a thick white gravy!!!!!!!!! I almost died trying to finish it, but like it was soo effing good. I felt like Roseanne at Thanksgiving.

Below you see the tofu scramble that Kristin (of Cat Vet) ordered for brunch — I’m not even sure if she tasted it because almost immediately it was drenched in Sriracha (hipster’s favorite sauce). The dish was actually pretty good.

We all like sugar a little too much!

While we were eating this dog had a “red rocket” so I took a picture of it. Chris and Kristin had never heard or seen this before so I tried to describe the South Park episode — but they still didn’t get it…so the reference of “red rocket” can be seen below in the videoclip…

LOL. Don’t judge me.

Anyway, the food was mad good and the service was splendid. You should go sometime.

ABBAYE
637 N. 3rd St.
Philadelphia, PA 19123
Phone: (215) 627-6711

later nerds,
antwan

i’m in the apple store and literally all i can think about are these things:

Baconnaise.

Tony Danza.

Yaffa blocks.

Bottega Veneta S/S 2010 penny loafers.

-antwan.

I don’t care how old or when this track came out — “She Thirsty” is still a jam! Holy crap, I mean, play this song and tell me you don’t want to just start dancing in a dark club with some random chick…I’m talkin’ bout that grown n sexy type dancin’ — GRINDING!!! And lemme tell you, chicks (who know how to dance and shake their “bottoms”) go nutzo for this song! Damn son! The bass, the beat, the overall simplicity of the song — sighs. So good, dumb good, ghetto good, don’t make no sense good.

A definition to the term “thirsty” might help some of you better understand the song…

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DJ’s, if this track is not on your computers…please add it, it’s too good.

Enjoy.

later nerds,
antwan

Chris and I like to eat, a lot. And we are always finding an excuse to eat out or make some bangin’ a$$ eats. This time (last weekend) we decided to hit up this dumpling house that we’d passed many times before. There is usually a ton of people in the place and a ton of steam everywhere, but this night the place was empty…that is with the exception of us and this little girl…

We had seen her on our way to the dumpling spot barreling down the sidewalk on a scooter with no regard for anyone she might be endangering — I liked that. When we finally made it to the restaurant, we sat down and in she came. I am obsessed with people and watching them and recounting the little things they do and their facial expressions, etc…this little girl fascinated me for some reason…

I don’t look “entertained” but I am.

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This girl runs around Philadelphia acting all kinds of stank – a philebrity if you will. She plays in this band, CAT VET (really effin’ good). She prefers all black ‘erythang.

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The air is thick and the humidity high. Nothing seems more appropriate than Barcelona native and Spanish maestro El Guincho. The track features an afrobeat touch topped off with a steel drum sensibility. Influences from the likes of Animal Collective and Delorean are quite apparent. Festive and warm – i like this.

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i unno, somebody (prolly a horny ass dude) is lookin’ for big booty bitches in east harlem and he needs yall asses to be available tomorrow. he sounds like an ambitious man, so i thought i’d post this to help him out a little bit and show this to some of the big booty hos i know.. (@judnikki on twitter)! so hit him up with pics and ya number.. — LOL!

lol, there is a single money sign so like i assume that means you will be “compensated” in some way…maybe a lil spendin’ money to getcha self a burger or somethin’ –maybe a lunch special some place nice..

here are three images that came up after a google image search of “big booty female”:

1. appropriate and on point, this is in fact a big booty.

2. just whoa.

3. completely inappropriate, but below i will put a photo of her mother who goes by “Big Booty Yum Yum” on Myspace.

“…”

for you lazy ho’s, here’s the address to email em.. gigs-ntzjw-1976959326@craigslist.org

later nerds,

antwan

So I had been hearing about Sarah Jaffe for quite sometime now and the other day I finally took the time to sit down and give her a listen…holy crap. A voice so beautifully honest and striking and powerful — CHILLS. I am currently listening to the track “Clementine” right now on the Megabus heading back to NYC and I am covered in goosebumps. Sarah Jaffe gives me goosebumps. The kind of goosebumps that also make your eyes fill up with tears…so great.

I encourage anyone who hasn’t given this young Texas bred singer a listen to take a moment today and do so. Put on your headphones and play it loud. think about something that you long for and I’m telling you — you may cry.

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enjoy and share with your friends and the ppl you care about.

later nerds,

antwan

At Brooklyn Bowl this past weekend, Asher Roth was spotted wearing a cleverly designed tee with the
words “Hustle Harder” inscribed on the front. After further inspection I realized that the tee was designed
and executed by two fools that I know! “John-sville” Dessereau and Antoine Hester of IHMDJ partnered to
put together this bomb ass tee and hell yeah, I’m hella proud. Can’t wait to get my hands on one.

Thanks Asher for supporting my friends and all the other kids out there doin’ real ass trill ass shit.

Yessir.

Later nerds,

Antwan.

[photographs via brockfetch.com]

Cats seem to have recently entered my life as some new strange prominent theme. Maybe it’s the fact that everyone’s getting cats to cope with post-graduate depression. Or maybe it’s some new alt trend that I’m just not aware of. Honestly, between hanging with new Philadelphia it-girl Kristin Hankins of rising CAT VET and impromptu cat-inspired photo sessions – i’m wondering if it all points to something bigger? Enter UK’s Waskerley Way and his new cat-themed, chillwave EP, Cat Music (whoa). Is this too internet 2010? If it is, I guess I don’t care.

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chris

I HOPE THIS IMAGE POPS IN YOUR HEAD AND YOU THROW UP ALL OVER THE PLACE.

It’s called a Tongue eating louse and it attaches itself to the base of the tongue and fucks yo’ whole shit up!
So before you do some late night creepin’ when you already got somebody at home think about this shit.

Also, if you are looking to lose a little weight, I swear this will make you lose your appetite QUICK!

Kinda random that I’m posting this, but I HATE CHEATERS — it’s filthy nasty. Don’t come round me.

later nerds,

antwan

Leaked Thursday via Diplo’s twitter.

“a lost/new/crazy song i did with @_M_I_A_ -this is only demo… i might leak the real version if u guys want…its classic mia vibe all u apathetic shitheadz“

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xx

Luvina

This is by far one of the most beautiful covers I have seen in a long long time. I mean, I’ve always respected Vogue Paris (and all the other ones) because they are always more geared toward art than commerce — in my opinion. I mean, I know that Conde Nast is just a machine, but like, somehow all of the other VOGUE’s find a way to hold onto their artistic credibility, unlike American VOGUE, which will just use some random “actress”… Like, look at teh American VOGUE cover for October…

“?????”

wtf is that? sure I think Carey is beautiful and interesting looking, but this is the cover? UGHHHH. No comparision with these two covers and like that’s how it always is.. Damn. Carey Mulligan is too cute for this cover to not be straight bangin! And like, cut it with all the dumb text on the cover, can we just see the image?! Fuck.

Look at her on the cover of WONDERLAND…such a striking image..

This shit is so annoying. The whole thing of commerce before art is so disappointing and it’s so obvious when it happens.

Later nerds,

Antwan.

lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed. is that yo sister?

-antwan.

To celebrate the new school year I thought I’d post something didactic. Here’s David Lynch’s 1968 interpretation of the alphabet.

xx

Luvina