January 23rd, 2012
i’m djing all hood jams at home sweet home x lower east side x TONIGHT!
January 23rd, 2012
Maurizio Cattelan’s “All” closing at the Guggenheim (words by Nick Etre)
‘The Last Laugh’ by Nick Etre
Art enthusiasts gathered at the Guggenheim this Saturday for the closing of Maurizio Cattelan’s show entitled ‘All’. The impressive show was a retrospective honoring Maurizio’s 21 years of art making as well his retirement at the young age of 51. The show consisted of 128 works spanning the artist’s career being hung from the center of the museum from top to bottom. Knowing and loving Cattelan’s work, I came out of the show laughing and thinking to myself ‘He would!’ Seeing the pieces together made me realize the power he imbues through his manipulation of the system he is embedded within. He really is giving people the ‘Middle Finger’. Quite literally in some cases. I’ve realized my attraction to his work is a direct result of the stories behind the art. For example, Maurizio was unable to produce a work for the 1991 Venice Biennale. He decided the night before the opening to go to the nearest police station and report the theft of the non-existent work. The report was then framed and installed in place of the sculpture. Was this a failure? I think not. I think it is simply Maurizio gaining a relationship with his method. His struggle is what leads him to his miraculous genius. Another example is “Tarzan and Jane,” a large color photograph of two people in lion costumes peering through a door. The viewer is then informed the image is of art dealers who gamely wore these suits for the duration of the show in their gallery in 1993. He is the ultimate prankster. I mean he obviously knows what he is doing with all of this, I am curious as to whether the general public gets it. Regardless Maurizio Cattelan has had the last laugh.
Sidenote: It was my (Antwan) first time at the Guggenheim ever and I ust have to say I don’t remember the last time I saw an exhibition curated with curated with such precision. And well, since it’s all of the work of Maurizio anyway, I guess that says a lot of about the kind of artist he is. I can’t wait for the next show at the Guggenheim, I have a feeling I’ll be back really soon.
Nick and Antwan
[photos by Antwan's cell phone, not bad huh?]
January 23rd, 2012
Four unrelated deaths in NYC Subway System in one day
I came across this article on the HuffingtonPost a few minutes ago and I still have chills. The first reported death occurred in Elmhurst, Queens at about 2AM when a 60 year old man reportedly fell down the stairs in the station.
The next death took place about 6 hours later on the tracks between 3rd avenue and Union Square on the L line; he was later identified as Brian O’Mara of Garden City. Sighs, why was he on the tracks?
At around 4pm a MTA worker reported a body in the tunnel on the tracks of the A line at Nostrand station.
The final death came at around 10pm when a head was seen between the subway car and the platform at the 6th Avenue station of the L train…
WHAT’S GOING ON IN NYC?! I’M KINDA SCARED FOR REAL. My prayers go out to all those that lost someone.
-a
January 21st, 2012
TUNEZ: Stupid Hoe x Nicki Minaj (screenshots)
Sup yall,
I haven’t really been around much as of late, been on my vacation steez, but I’m back and plan to post a lot like old times. blah, blah. I saw that Nicki Minaj debuted a new video so of course I had to watch it and see what all the hype was about. From the beginning I have been a Nicki fan, but for some reason or another my interest has waned. I like the video because it reminds me of some Hype Williams, ultra bright colors on a big ol’ booty, that’s pretty rad! Haha. But what kinda stinks is that I like the video more than the song. I would totally dance to this in a club, but that’s because I like to dance just in general.
Nicki is so crazy I swear, it’s hilarious. I bet this was a really fun video shoot. Her in a cage goin’ buck, shakin’ her ass and makin’ jokes, I can only imagine. I need to shoot behind the scenes photos on a video shoot for her one day, lol. Oh yeah, so throughout the first half of the video a quick flash of an “ass” keeps popping up so of course I needed to see if this was Nicki’s ass in the video…I posted it below.
yeah, bummer I know, it’s not her ass, it’s some kinda CGI booty that’s in the video. Haha. I wished that it was her ass, but then I realized that if she put her treasure trunk out there like that it’d make her a stupid hoe. And yeah, the video is below.
-antwan.
January 17th, 2012
This one time, I lived without the internet for 3 months… -OR- my top 3 fave tunes since i rediscovered the internet
words by STEPHANIE MALIK
So I moved into a new place in London around mid-October… and for some reason we STILL don’t have the internet.
How could this happen? Well, after a rough initial withdrawal period, we all agreed (all 7 of us!) that it was actually nice not having the internet at home. Our warehouse flat became a sort of oasis away from the typical barrage of constant facebook updates and the addictive frivolity of youtube videos. We found ourselves being much more sociable than we’d otherwise probably be. All of us being creatively-inclined people, we’d often work on projects together. We’d share stories about our friends’ marveling at our not being familiar with the most recent viral videos or other pop culture phenomena (mind you, I didn’t even have so much as a smart phone during this time).
I found it especially amusing over christmas when I had a few friends staying over for a few days, and everyone was getting really edgy after a day or so of not having internet access. I even recall my friend Simon likening not having the internet to not having “hot water” (which to some extent, I must admit, is sorta true). However, by the end of their visit, all admitted that they were sorta starting to enjoy their life sans internet (well, maybe not Simon…).
Not being able to stream films, I, personally, found myself traveling to dark places with my housemate’s Twin Peaks box set (that’s deserving of another blog entry in itself…).
In any case, the honeymoon is basically over now. Not due to a renewed desire to waste hours on Wikipedia, but rather, what has resurfaced are a number of practical obstacles that arise out of not having the internet. (I, for example, run an antiquarian book business on ebay, so it’s a tremendous inconvenience to have to always run to the hybrid cafe-salon-shop-playground-beach(?) across the street any time I need to check my listings etc.)
Another thing I’ve missed tremendously is discovering new music. So now we reach the main point of this entry, which is to share 3 tracks that have gotten me all excited since I’ve rediscovered the internet (in no particular order).
1. Grimes- ‘OBLIVION’
In a playlist from a few months ago, I professed my love for Grimes, a.k.a. Montreal-based artist Claire Boucher (and hinted that I may soon be writing a book on her, which is still in the works). Recently signed to 4AD, her forthcoming album Visions, on which this track features, is due out in February. Needless to say anticipation is physically painful.
2. Nicolas Jaar – ‘PROBLEM WITH THE SUN’
This track has actually been around for awhile, as it was on Nicolas Jaar’s critically acclaimed 2011 album Space is Only Noise. How I totally missed this one, with all it’s Knife-like steel drum goodness, is beyond me, but since hearing it at just the right time (which, as it happens, was at 8 a.m. during a party that was still going over the weekend) I haven’t been able to stop listening to it. Nice lyrics too: There must be a problem/with the sun/because my eyes can’t see/why you don’t like me.
3. Kindness – ‘SEOD’
Heard this puppy through my friend Dev’s incredible daily mini-playlists he posts on his Blood Orange facebook wall, (which I highly recommend if you’re a fan of doing little work to discover amazing songs both old and new). ‘SEOD’ is also a taste of a forthcoming album due out soon (March 19th) on Terrible Records (the same label that brought you CANT, Blood Orange, and Twin Shadow), but the ‘SEOD’ is due out as a 12″ single sometime this month. Very Arthur Russell-esque, but somehow more mysterious and more disco (but not in that lame italo-disco revivalist way). Jump ahead to 2:00 minutes in if you’re impatient. Repeated listens reap rewards.
<3
Stephanie
January 2nd, 2012
Editorial Lust: Nuit Blanche x Jalouse
December 26th, 2011
Editorial Lust: Chameleon Mix x Dazed & Confused
December 13th, 2011
THAT’S RAD: Marcus Gaab x Photographer
These images are from a shoot titled “Pink Pages” which he shot for I Love You Magazine no. 5. I love this set. I’m not sure why I like it so much, but what I do know is that it’s perfect. That shade of pink is grand. Marcus Gaab is a native of Germany (1970) and spends his time between Berlin and New York City. He has shot for such publications as Vanity Fair, The New York Times Style Magazine, and iD magazine — this dude is awesome.
later nerds,
antwan.
December 12th, 2011
THAT’S RAD: Kevin Munoz x Graphic Designer/Artist
I met Kevin Munoz during my time in Austin, Texas this past month. I was with Ian and we were looking for the wine that was at the opening, typical. Anyway, Kevin was there, we talked a little about random shit, crackin’ jokes and such and he gave me his card. I checked it out, liked it, and now here we are. I like his stuff and I think you will as well. Hire him for something.
^ Love this one! Would look so awesome on a totebag.
later nerds,
antwan
December 10th, 2011
surprise visits.
Lighting smoke bombs indoor isn’t that bad, except that they kinda smell like shit. But they are fun, so I say do it — but only under the adult supervision. Yeah, gotta cover myself so no idiots claim I convinced them to do anything. lol.
Georgia has been restoring this bike for sometime now.
Ken!
Georgia reading a note.
Georgia gettin’ hood, blowin’ shit up.
More to come soon.
-antwan.
December 9th, 2011
road trips is the shit.
Ken and I are on a little road trip. We have been traveling since the end of Art Basel Miami Beach and headed to ??? I can’t tell you because I don’t want you all in my business. Above are Georgia and Roxanne. We lit smoke bombs in this warehouse. It was fun!
Me on a road trip.
Ken looks like a dad driving on the freeway.
Some Morman hangout.
We saw this lady in Harve De Grace, Maryland wearing this rad American flag jacket.
Waffle House. You know how we do.
You know how I do!
Ken’s massive pile of gravy.
Dad!
Text for Waffle House anywhere!

Of course being the rad dudes that we are, we arrived with smoke bombs and M90′s to blow up all night…lol. I’ll post those in a day or so.
later nerds,
antwan.
December 9th, 2011
Smoke Bombs: a spike lee joint (video)
me and the homies lighting some smoke bombs on a roof. this road trip has been fucking awesome. haha. I was behind the camera givin’ commentary and shit, you know.
-antwan.
December 8th, 2011
Video: Pos-T-Vac
December 7th, 2011
It Happened in Miami: Pool Story
November 27th, 2011
SMOKE WEED TO THIS: “Robert Earl” x Grande Marshall
I meant to blog this track a minute ago, but being in Texas on that vacation tip has made me lazy and all that. Anyway, I’m doing it now so that’s all that matters right? — right!
This shit is smooth and down south as shit — what else could i ask for? It makes you just wanna roll up and drink a Colt45 and just chill. I’m obsessed with chopped and screwed anything and while this isn’t the chopped and screwed version, it still gets me to where I wanna be.
I don’t actually remember how Xavier, errm, “GrandeMarshall” and I became internet friends, but he has become one of my favorite folks on Twitter and Tumblr. He’s funny as hell and says all the shit I’d like to be saying. And he likes hood shit just as much as I do. Oh yeah and he’s got a blog too — this kid is everywhere.
We plan a meet up soon, I assume it will be filled with jokes, dranks, weed smoke and bitches and maybe some food — he seems to take photos of his food as much as I do.
Anyway, bump the track in your car, in your bathroom and if you’re the manager of a McDonald’s bump it in your restaurant — I assure you, it’ll get stuck in your head, the beat is on point.
later nerds,
antwan.
November 23rd, 2011
Baked Mac n’ Cheese, not Green Bean Casserole!
I’ve been to plenty of Thanksgiving dinners in my time and I unno, there’s just nothing like arriving to a house and seeing 3 or 4 huge pans of baked mac n cheese waiting to be demolished by a pack of hungry family members. Everyone likes Mac n Cheese and if they don’t they’re probably lame and I wouldn’t want to sit next them or across from them while I’m eating. I’m from the south, Savannah, GA & a little ass town in Texas and everyone makes baked mac n cheese…it’s a given. Sure I’ve seen Green Bean Casserole on a table or two, but I’ve never seen anyone fawning over it or being particularly upset if there wasn’t any, lol.
I’m not actually sure anyone cares if there’s no green bean casserole at the table…
Heck, the folks that brought over the casserole probably made it from some nasty can of cream of mushroom goop and added some Jolly Green Giant string beans and some crispy onion stuff from another can…and they are definitely the first people digging the damn spoon into the mac n cheese to make sure they get some!
Check out the little white girl above, you know why she’s mad? Check out the dog above, you know why he’s mad???
She’s mad because by the time the grown ups were done serving themselves, all that was left over was her moms funky green bean casserole and now her Thanksgiving is TRASHED. thx mawm!
He’s mad cuz now he knows he’s gonna have to eat the fuckin’ green bean casserole that’s leftover since nobody wanted to eat the shit and his owners are def not gonna just throw it out…
Green bean casserole, smh…just who do you think you are bringing over that canned disaster to my favorite holiday dinner…shame. You are ruining the lives of people and animals alike, save that shit, don’t make that shit — or if you’re gonna make it, stay home with that shit and keep it company!
Want a good recipe for baked mac n cheese?! Paula Deen’s recipe is below…you know she can cook her ass off and you know on Turkey Day she is gonna throw down til she’s good n tired — and even then she’s gonna fall asleep with a plate of Mac n Cheese in her hand…
Sorry, had to rant a little bit, lol.
later nerds,
antwan.
Recipe:
Ingredients
- 2 cups dried elbow macaroni (4 cups cooked)
- 1/3 cup grated Cheddar
- 1/3 cup grated Swiss
- 1/3 cup grated Jack
- 1/3 cup grated colby
- 1/3 cup grated Muenster
- 1/3 cup grated Gouda
- 1/2 cup sour cream
- 4 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces
- 3 eggs
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon pepper
- 1 cup milk
- Nonstick spray
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a large pot, bring water to boil. Season water with salt and cook macaroni until al dente, about 10 minutes. Drain pasta and place in a large bowl and while pasta is still hot add all the cheese. In a separate medium bowl, using a whisk, combine the sour cream, butter, eggs, salt, pepper, and milk and add to the macaroni mixture. Spray casserole dish with nonstick and pour macaroni mixture into the dish. Bake for 30 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Top with additional cheese, if desired.





























































































