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BY: STEPHANIE MALIK

You do NOT shut down Dame Vivienne Westwood.

While admittedly not the most shocking headline in the world, the fact is this year’s Met Gala, celebrating the opening of the new “Punk: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art, did not only fail in the ordinary way we would expect this sort of high-profile, media-blitzed event to fail to live up to its punk theme, it managed to epically fail by contradicting itself in ways we actually didn’t even see coming.

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First and foremost, the hopeless live stream coverage thwarted what was basically the Met Gala’s only chance to garner any punk legitimacy when it shut down Dame Vivienne Westwood—quite plausibly the most important punk designer in the history of fashion, and one of the only original punks in attendance. After embarrassingly asking Dame Westwood which designer she was wearing (#lol/cringe), the vacuously sycophantic host Billy Norwich actually cut her off in the middle of her explaining why she had a large photo of Bradley Manning, the soldier at the center of the Wikileaks debacle, with the word “TRUTH” underneath, pinned to the front of her gown.

Norwich single-handedly destroyed what would have been the Met Gala’s only actual punk moment. Unsurprisingly the rude treatment of punk fashion’s veritable fairy godmother sparked considerable outrage from viewers on twitter, but even more alarmingly, it wasn’t even the most tragic moment for the history of punk fashion that evening.

Predictably there were a number of derivative accessories incorporating spikes, studs, and safety pins (or as in the case of Carey Mulligan, one single giant safety pin). There was also the odd bit of dyed hair, notably Nicole Richie’s silver quiff (which was actually pretty rad), Lily Collins’ blue streaks, and Diane Kruger’s token pink dip-dyed ponytail. There was some more daring heavy Siouxsie Sioux eye makeup (January Jones, Ginnifer Goodwin), as well as a fair amount of leather, plaid, and intentionally tattered fabric. But mostly it was total yawn-town.

Want to press the snooze-button. 

The vast majority of guests couldn’t even conjure up a clichéd gesture at “punk fashion.” Sure Cameron Diaz’s clearly ad hoc spiked belt totally clashed with her deep purple Stella McCartney dress, but, hey, at least she was trying right? The overall lack of risk-taking—together with the striking abundance of pastels—seemed to indicate most Gala guests (at the most generous level of interpretation) chose to completely ignore the punk theme altogether.

True it is a bit pathetic that despite having several months to prepare something that pays homage in some way to the history of punk fashion, these people still come up with nothing. But should we be rushing to say “shame on them”?

Katy Perry missing the point. Completely.

There is at least some argument that in this context to try and fail to be punk might actually be worse than to have never tried to be punk at all. Here I’m referring to the greater portion of the Met Gala’s guests who were presumably making an effort to adopt a punk style, but ended up confusing it with “goth” style.

Case in point: Katy Perry, who unquestionably looked amazing in her heavily embroidered Dolce & Gabbana gown and bejeweled golden crown, but the religious iconography and Byzantine-styling, firmly places the look in the realm of the Goths, not the Punks. [Bonus points are owed to Perry for wearing a dress from the D&G collection that reminds us of the botched Jesus fresco from that Spanish cathedral, #megalol.]

I would seriously buy this. ^_^

The pervasive conflation of goth v. punk culture at the Met Gala is especially embarrassing during a punk fashion retrospective as it demonstrates a total lack of understanding as to how the two distinct styles have influenced the lineage of some of fashion’s most important designers, including McQueen, Lacroix, Westwood, and Rodarte. This not only effectively contributes to the stereotype that fashion is meaningless drivel that doesn’t deserve a place amongst more “serious” artforms, it also directly degrades the two subcultures involved by indiscriminately lumping them together.

To outsiders it might at first glance seem like I’m splitting hairs here, as it’s true goth style sometimes incorporates elements of punk (re: an affinity for black, metallic jewelry, and fishnets), but as a former goth myself I can assure you the differences are far-reaching and crucial.

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Punks v. Goths: A Crucial Distinction.

Goth style, for example, evolved from a fascination with the morbid, taking cues from the clothing worn by the mourning in the Elizabethan and Victorian eras, hence all the black, corsets, veils, and the interest in religious and occult symbols largely absent from punk. Jennifer Lawrence’s veil? Goth. Rooney Mara’s delicate white lace Givenchy gown by Ricardo Tisci? Goth. Rachel Roy’s massive black cross? Couldn’t be more goth.

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The Goth attitude is also totally distinct from that of punk. While punks are interested in actively subverting mainstream society, and might be seen aggressively protesting some political issue by angrily screaming some anarchist motto taken from a Crass song, Goths are melancholic, a subculture demarcated by its passive nihilism rather than its activism. Consequently goths are more likely to be found locked away in their rooms crying silently in existential solitude while listening to the Cure, or hanging out in a graveyard writing poetry about their perpetual longing to be dead.

A good litmus test: Punks can beat up Goths, but never vice versa. 

This “Gothic tomb with Angel” might appeal to a goth, but would likely not appeal to a punk.

In light of this distinction, we can see how the misguided gothic looks we saw coming from the likes of Anne Hathaway, Alexa Chung, Jessica Biel, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, and many others also constitute utter punk fashion fails. The punk aesthetic results from an entirely different spirit and attitude than that of the grieving goth from which these gowns are descendent. Regardless of how good they may have looked, by conflating these two distinct styles they have arguably done a worse job commemorating the history of punk fashion (and perhaps also the history of fashion, in general) than those who chose to ignore the punk theme completely.

The Met Gala has undoubtedly been one of the most important annual events for moving fashion forward, and celebrating where it has already been, since its inception in 1948. Unfortunately, the various missteps of its guests this year—together with the disrespectful treatment of Dame Westwood and all that she represents for punk fashion—have caused more than mere stagnation, it’s the worst example of fashion contributing to the erosion of its own history.

P.S. And about this monstrosity, that is some heinous hybrid of NASCAR flame detailing and 90′s tapestry vest prints, all I can say is “Why Bey, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????”

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May 7th, 2013

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The other day I was introduced to T.Foxx or better Tiffany Foxx via a terrible video on youtube. I thought she merited my time since she is after all “Lil’ Kim’s new artist” but then I realized that meant NOTHING AT ALL. lol.

(video all the way at the bottom of this post — same position I anticipate the song will remain on the charts.)

As if that weren’t bad enough or trash enough i should say, today I get an email informing me that Tiffany Foxx is not only “Lil Kim’s fashion forward trendy lyrical beast” but she is also “catching both the eyes and ears of radio DJ’s and network news nationwide” with her new video ‘”Twisted” Feat. Lil Kim with a special camero from Disney star, the absolute one and only, Miley Cyrus.”

Camero? Yep, C A M E R O . Not a spelling mistake, b/c that require you to posses a basic spelling skill set…or at least the brain function to SPELLCHECK!

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(this is the first image that comes up when you image search “camero” via GOOGLE)

Cameo is what the PR girl meant! OHHHHHHH. like dis.

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terrible.

I don’t think I’ve gotten a worse PR email — and I get shit tons everyday. This shit takes the cake.

I don’t even feel like saying the chicks name that sent me this abysmal email because it’s just too fucking embarrassing. like literally. Let’s just say she’s in her mid 30s at least and has a computer with Internet access.

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Anyway, if you haven’t seen the video, it’s below and it’s as atrocious as the email. Such dark times on the Internet. :(

Please enjoy Tiffany Foxx as she “continues to peek curiosity while gaining new fans who she identifies as Goal Diggers along the way.”

PEEK…PEEK??!?!   like dis?

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NOPE!!!!!

She meant “pique”, like dis:

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but it induced the 1st one….

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Sighs. The lyrics, the beat, the producer…..all poor renditions of something Rihanna would have done better in her sleep while battling Shingles and pneumonia.

Why did I mention Rihanna one might ask…hmm, it’s cuz this trash track samples Rihanna’s “Cake” and Lil’ Kim mentions “dollar signs”??? —–> a sad relapse to her failed “Pour it Up” remix/cover/trash track a.k.a. “THROW IT UP” — or as I call it ” THROW IT ALL THE FUCK UP.

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 I’M PRETTY SURE THE VIDEO WOULD HAVE LOOKED MORE LIKE THIS:

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if it had not been for Lil’ Kim’s newly acquired cash flow.

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***BONUS FOOTAGE*** 

the PR chick asked that I post some photos from a radio appearance so here are a few with captions and crops by me.

T.Foxx’s legs and Lil’ Kim’s body:

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This is Tiffany Foxx shading us all by having the MTV intern shoot this photo in a shadow…tsk tsk. Titties lookin’ nice tho!:

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Another photo of the rooster:

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WORQ!!! :

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bye yall, I gotta go tye-dye with my boo.

-antwan.

March 7th, 2013

Jamie Woon comes to us fresh off of the BBC’s Sound of 2011 list (along with fellow newcomer James Blake) – snagging the number 4 spot. In just one listen, you’ll see why this guy is getting so much attention. Dude can sing, period. But I’m curious of what will come of this guy. Is he just the Craig David of the 2010′s? (and, who are we kidding – would that really be a bad thing?). Woon’s album hits us all on April 11th. Also catch the video below of Woon singing Lady Luck, on a canoe, in Cambodia, completely acapella.

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March 7th, 2011

Nothing takes away the empty feeling in the bottom of your belly created by all the free booze you just drank for 4 or 5 hours like the sweet sweet taste of oral victory that is Veselka. Cot damn, I love this place and whenever I am hungry late night it is all I want — so naturally I take my friends there. They know my face, they know my name and the wait is never long for us — My own little heaven. (located on the corner of 2nd ave and 9th street)

After we left the Jeremy Scott after party we all hopped a cab to Veselka to satisfy that burning hunger inside us all.  Above is what Natalia Kills decided to order — fruit and yogurt. LOL, we were all like, “Mami, you jokin’ right?!” PFFF! Haha. nah, lemme stop, lol, she is a nice girl and we had all seen her perform earlier that night at The Box –and she KILLED it.

LOL at Racheal eyeballing that food like a street kid — haha, on that Aladdin steez!

Oh you already know — Dis alll me! So stop playin’. That bacon is soo damn good that I can see myself getting into a fight over it if someone tried to grab a piece sans permission. Dead ass.

This was Kesh’s plate. Yeah, you think it’s hella classy and all pretty and stuff then you lift those eggs up and BAM — STR8 HOOD with some corned beef hash! HAHAHAHAH. Too funny. Not to mention she was also drying her wet bra on the table behind us, I have an instant picture of it somewhere.

Rachael kept it classic with some of the most delicious buttermilk pancakes I have ever had. She did get beasted though, she couldn’t even finish, I think that’s the L.A. girl in her. Haha. She just moved here, so I plan to break her in and show her what the city is all about — after all, “I run tings”. ;)

After paying for the food, me and the boys knew our broke asses weren’t cabbin’ it like the girls, so we walked the streets to the L train and found that beautiful piece of reading material you see above. Has anyone ever read “Summer of Sodom”?

**Looks around to see if @radonwolf has his hand in the air** LOLLLL

Of course on the way to the train we find somebody that has just lost his damn mind and senses — the boys decided to join him, make him feel at home. Hospitality folks, that’s what it’s all about!

Upon closer inspection of his hand, I realized that he had lost more than just his mind that night, he had also lost the contents of his stomach…sighs. Trippin’ ni99as is trippin’.

rude boy doin’ rude boy tings!

Hopefully these three went home together. That’d be an interesting tale for her to tell the folks! Haha.

Oh man, i love this fuckin’ city.

later nerds,

antwan.

September 20th, 2010

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LOL. I don’t know what was so funny because Honor was being selfish and STILL hasn’t told me…

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here’s a pic of some “hiphop hunnies” making out and a hot bitch waitin’ to get in on the action…

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these dudes, “Big Guns” were fucking fantastic. I felt like I was in another time. Looks like these dudes only fux with the Banger Sisters..LOL.

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how incredible are these 7 inch vinyls?! like wtf! i bought two of them! i’m sure that if i asked the guys for an EP they would have just given me one without question, but like, i felt that buying something that really seemed to embody some kind of creativity was the right thing to do. i’m thoroughly impressed. some of the albums even have dicks and “the mark of the beast” drawn/written on the backs of them. i unno, i say buy one soon cuz like they are only 7 bucks and there’s like 500 of em. do it.

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this ni99a and his new damn glasses! haha, good lookin’ sweet thang. [ sorry @krankinz ]

the party was a blast and if your pretentious ass didn’t make it because you wanted to have a sit at Gold Bar or some
shit, you missed out, HARD. i’ll put the rest of the photos up tonight.

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hmm, i wonder what time Jason woke up today…hmm…LOL. #1stworldproblems

later nerds,

antwan.

April 16th, 2010

Hmm, so last night after posting the photos from Hussle Clubs’ first live performance ever I decided that I should go to bed. I had not been feeling very well after the Victor Demarchelier opening at Clic Gallery and I figured that maybe an “early” sleep schedule might make me feel better…hmm, not sure if that worked. I woke up with a runny nose and a weird feeling in my throat; all sinus related I’m sure as I’ve felt this before.

I’m on the L train heading to Union Square for work as I type this and I just BEASTED some ho for a seat on this overcrowded ass train! FTW! Hell yeah. Haha. I guess now is a good time to describe some of the “supreme being(s)” on this train right now.

In front of me stands a girl probably about 26 years old with some really awful “stunner shades” on…something that Fergie would def wear, but instead of them being bedazzled þhey kinda have the look of something you’d find in those shops that sell mad posters of fairies and other mystic things…ick. Her hair is swept across her forehead and held in place by a bobby-pin and she’s wearing all black with her black boots that featured beautiful rope chains all around them. Haha, yeah, rope chains. Looking at the hand that’s holding on to the handrail I can see that she has clean fingernails which is a serious plus though…but not enough to cancel out those shades.

The woman next to me is an older woman, maybe in her mid-50s and “spanish”…I’m awful at distinguishing races, but I unno, I think she’s Spanish. Haha, I once thought this girl was mexican for almost a year just to find out that she was actually Chinese! I shit you not, haha! I was seriously dumbfounded when after confronting her about her self-proclaimed “asian glow” that she was in fact not Latino, but actually Chinese…meaning Asian as hell. Anyway, I just got on a serious tangent, so yeah back to the lady beside me…she is wearing light red lipstick with a dark brown lip-liner…I would so take a picture but she would def notice. The lip situation is seriously terrifying. Haha, but I’m not sure if it is nearly as bad as the chin strap ol’ lady is packin’! I mean almost a full beard, shits crazy!

I feel like I’m at Ringling Brothers or Barnum & Bailey…the L train is seriously a sideshow right now…and I’m in the middle.

Nice lips…

Later nerds,
Antwan.

March 16th, 2010

My heart goes out to Haiti, a place I have no problem admitting I am not too familiar with on any level other than having friends whose origin lies within, but that is neither here not there; Haiti is a place full of people, people who are now experiencing a suffering many of us will never know.

On Tuesday, an earthquake of about a 7.0 magnitude struck just outside of Haiti’s capital Port-Au-Prince leaving approximately 3 million people affected and thousands unaccounted for, some of which are presumed dead. By many accounts the earthquake left Haiti in state worse than that of a war zone. With their archbishop, Monsignor Joseph Serge Miot found dead and many hospitals, schools, and the parliament all collapsed, Haiti is experiencing the worst of times. This earthquake is said to be the worst the country has seen in two decades.

Many countries including the US, Venezuela, Canada, and France have pledged to send aid workers and relief to Haiti over the next few days to help in anyway we can. We, bloggers, photographers, entertainers, those of us working 9 to 5, etc should do our part to help as well. Whether putting 50 cents or a dollar in the Red Cross box on the counter at 7-11 or going to the Red Cross website [here] and donating that way, every little bit helps.

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because  “workin’ together we can make a change, workin’ together we can help better things

You can also donate & show your support by:

>>> text “HAITI” to ’90999′ and a donation of $10 will be given automatically to the Red Cross to help with relief efforts, charged to your cell phone bill.

>>> text “Yele” to 501501 you will automatically be donating $5 to the Yele Haiti Earthquake Fund; more info on that can be found [here].

>>> visiting www.unicef.com and pledging your support.

>>> http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/13/world/main6090814.shtml a list of ways to help; thanks David.

In a move toward solidarity I feel it appropriate to use this day as a day as a day to not complain about the trivial, menial things I, and I’m sure many others, find to complain about on a day to day basis. There are problems so much bigger than anything we will ever experience going on in the world and today is as good a day as any to really just sit down and think about what you have and appreciate it. Life is too short and things happen unexpectedly so take nothing for granted. Be grateful for what you have and for your friends and family.

Haiti needs our help, so let’s help.

-Antwan & ITYS.

[images via dailybeast.]

January 13th, 2010

Anyone wanna help me out and get me them? I’d be happy and smiling all the time and yeah, I’d love you all if someone could make it happen, or at least help? :D

I want.

I want.

I love the black and white ones, but the browns are okay.. I’m trying to see where I can purchase them, or at least product test them in the states, but that’s proving to truly be a task. Ugh, they sure are pretty. The only thing is…they are $320.00 USD. ZOINKS!

What do you think?

Later nerds,
antwan.

I want, maybe.

I want, maybe.

August 14th, 2008

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