Yesterday was a whirlwind of STUFF to do. Invoices, press releases, photo editing, emailing, photographing an event — too much. I should be asleep right now actually, it’s 4:13 AM, but for some reason I’m fighting sleep like I don’t have to be out ALL DAY in the morning.

Whatever.

I wanted to share my meal with you foolios. After leaving the SPD.org event last night I decided that I was too tired to go out and that I needed to just come home and eat shrimp. MMph. Such a good idea if I do say so myself. Here’s the recipe (below).

Spicy Shrimp and Avocado Salad (recipe)

1/2 pound of cleaned and deveined shrimp (hopefully not from the waters that BP fucked)
1/2 tablespoon of red pepper flakes (i wouldn’t recommend more than a full tablespoon, unless you don’t particularly mind if your bootyhole falls off)
3 to 4 dashes of your favorite seafood seasoning (i try to keep my food as sodium free as possible so I only did two dashes, but that’s me — do you.)
1 ripe avocado (if you don’t know what a good ripe avocado feels like, let the lady at your bodega tell you; a gross avocado will RUIN avocados for you FOREVER.)
mixed greens with arugula (Whole Foods sells a mixture like this, amazing, the arugula really enhances this salad.)
salad dressing (I would recommend a cream based dressing like “Ranch” or something, or a nice Lemon Dill dressing — nothing too vinegary though, this is supposed to be a comfort salad. )

Mix all that of that goodness up. Prepare a skillet with 2 tablespoons of olive oil, HOT. Once the pan is HOT drop the shrimp in the pan. Wait about 1.5 minutes to 2 minutes for the first side, then flip each shrimp and wait another 2 minutes. I never cook my shrimp longer than that because I like my shrimp succulent and moist; you should want yours this way. I hate rubbery dried out ass shrimp.

And BOOM. Now you have yourself a bangin’ ass salad that probably took you all of 15 minutes to make from start to finish. I only eat well, you should start.

Later nerds,

antwan

fucked up off dat sizzurp. ni99a was mad loose all night too.
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haha, i have no idea what Stephanie is laughing at but i love her for it! haha.
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Volkan: “fuck you lookin’ at?”
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oo i’m crazy, bitch! so crazzay!
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later nerds,

antwan

Tonight was the T.I. Secret Show at Capitale that AXE threw and I gotta say — that shit was bananassss!!! Of course I had my man Volkan in the buildin’ with me, thug shit.

Holy COW! Everybody was in the building. EVERYBODY! I’m talkin’ Cam’ron, Vado, Mary J. Blige, Keri Hilson, Swizz Beatz, D-Nice and B.O.B.!!! The bar was stocked and alll open. The food was bangin too! Me and Volkan went together and along with Prince Terrence and Steve we stalked the food trays for a pretty long while. Haha. I love ghetto shit like that! Haha.

If you know me at all you definitely know that the highlight of my whole night was Cam’ron, hence the reason I have NO pictures of him at all. Haha. I was dancin’ my ass off! Same with Mary J — she can sing! Damn!  Haha. I only snapped like 2 pictures the whole night, Swizz and T.I. and Keri Hilson and T.I.; Keri was lookin fly as all hell! Mmphh!

AXE def did the damn thing tonight! T.I. was def on his A game tonight. So awesome!

AND — a real big shout out to D-Nice for spinnin’ a fuckin’ great set! damn, please someone get that playlist from him, PLEASE!

Thanks to Ultragrrrl who made it happen! Woot!

Later nerds,
A.

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Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” is just one of those songs that gets you – grabs you from the very start, with a sense of vulnerability that most songs don’t ever achieve. It’s the kind of song that makes you forget where you are and what you’re doing, even if just for four minutes and fifty-eight seconds.

chris

I can’t stop thinking about cat eye sunglasses and I just love this track “Finest” by the S.O.S. band and couldn’t keep it to myself any longer…. here is my love-collage (and at the bottom you’ll find a link to download “Finest” by S.O.S. Band. my treat.) :

From the Prada 2010 “Fantasy book” whatever that means…I like it.

All the girls can get in on this one, cat eyes look great on everyone!

Dree Hemingway sporting em right off of Giles Deacon. (and yes, that is the great-granddaughter of the eminent author Ernest Hemingway.. she is a supermodel….figures.)

Download: Finest – S.O.S. Band (zshare)

Hope you enjoy it. xoxo Stephanie Malik

So my friend Nadja Nebas has opened her own hair salon in Williamsburg! It’s not only a hair salon, but it is also an art gallery/event space as well. During the week it will function as a hair salon where they will be cuttin’ hipster hair as well as old lady hair and shit — and then on the weekends, it’s the “get down with the get down”. They will feature art works by up and coming artists and also host prominent djs from across the globe.  So go and dance your ass off.

The space is open now for events and the hair salon will be functioning by early September.

If you’re in the area, hit up  Rouge 58 tonight from 6-10pm for the opening party with music by Roxy Cottontail, Rok One, Johnsville, and a special guest. On the walls will be featured photography by Noel Spirandelli.

Oh and did I mention there is gonna be free German BBQ?!!?! FREE FUCKING FOOD, not playin.

titties are nice, but how much nicer are bbq bacon titties!!! image those suckers after a spin on the grill! OOOO-WEE!

later nerds,

Antwan

(opening image via www.eurweb.com)

later nerds,
antwan

As you nerds know, I’m a big fan of screen capping movies and shit, so when I saw the “Love The Way You Lie” video like half an hour ago I felt “compelled”.

I am actually confused as to what the video means and how it’s supposed to be taken cause like, sure there’s “turmoil” and fires and shit, but like, it’s all sexy? I will admit that I am a fan of “sexy violence” and shit, but like, is Rihanna a fan too? — And if she is…like why’d she dump Chris? (Too far? Sorry)

Megan Fox and the dude from Lord of the Rings and X-Men, Dominic Monaghan play two confused lovers “whose passion turns violent as their relationship vacillates between ecstasy and agony.” (according to MTV.com; LOL, shut up, but +2 of the use of “vacillates”) Apparently the video portrays the relationship that Slim Shady had with his lady Kim. DUH, like aren’t they all? UGH. EMINEM…MOVE ON BUDDY. MOVE ON. AND STOP YELLING IN ALL OF YOUR SONGS…that shit s dumb played out.

Watch the video and read the captions I made for individual scenes.

Here, Megan realizes that she can harness the fire that’s inside of her; She knows now that she is in fact a mutant.
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“Cindy” is the name of like some other ho he been tryna git wit’ fuh like evah. Megan sees this and is like flippin out.
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Eminem goes to this field and dances and shit. He doesn’t have much rhythm or anything, but he does have on a “wife-beater”. (significance?)
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In this scene Megan decides to fight him back cuz like she is a mutant and she has powers and she has rights. He cowers in fear and blocks his face so she can’t maul him with her fingernails. Her fingernails are probably hot since she was just like holding fire.
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The dude from Lord of the Rings starts pushing on her and throws her into a wall; she screams with a hint of “sexy” in her voice. (cue sexy violence)
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Ol’ dude puts his fist thru a wall and like this really gets Megan turned on. She’s achin’ for what he’s packin…
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This please the Rihanna and makes fire in the background! It’s H-O-T!
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Once he sees that the Rihanna is pleased he decides to take it all the way and bang Megan out on the wall. (sexy violence)
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After she gets banged out she shows her appreciation by breathing into his mouth! Sexy SEXY! me NEXT!
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Eminem gets jealous and decides to turn his back on them in a field.
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After bangin’ her out on the wall he’s like “I’mma bang you out on the couch” and like he does. (the screen sizzles!!)
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He gets hella thirsty after this, which makes sense.
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Eminem pledges his allegiance to Hitler. (I think he hit rock bottom in this scene)
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“Pain killas got a ni99a finna doze off” – Lil’ Wayne
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A flashback he’s having to Megan with her mouth open and touching the rim/hole of a beer bottle. (sexy)
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Then they go to a liquor store and steal a bottle of Stolichnaya (vodka). ewww.
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I told you. Vodka is so gross and like here he realizes this cuz it’s burning his throat. I feel bad for him.
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To take his mind off of the pain he makes out Megan. (sexy)
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He wants more of “that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff” so he buys Megan a teddy bear and a rose cuz he knows that she never let’s “a b-boy boink for free”
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Eminem thinks this is so “smooth” so he goes into a field and sings about it!
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Megan starts to feel a little mathematical so she decides to guesstimate the circumference of her mans’ head. (I bet she was way off!)
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So powerful, the strength in his index finger. oOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
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Rihanna casting spells.
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Eminem gives himself a breast exam in the middle of the video, but like, I commend him cuz it’s good to be healthy minded!
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Megan and Dominic play tug-of-war with the bathroom door. (my mom used to yell at me and my little brother for this.)
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All of a sudden the bed is on fire and like they confused about it!!!
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Dom is so pissed off and Meg pretends that she is upset too, but we all know she is an X-Men!
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Oh man, now Dom knows that she is a mutant too and starts pushing her!
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Meg plays with fire and doesn’t get burned.
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“She gives him lovin’ that his body can’t handle…” – TLC
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Ok, so I’m kinda confused…was Em sleeping with Meg too? I know Dominic caught the flame disease from her because she is a mutant, but like how did Em catch it? — Did he sleep with Dominic? Mad ni99as be flip floppin’ nowadays so like you never know…
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He loves her anyway! Awwww. I don’t know how’d I’d deal with a mutant giving me a disease but I’d like to think that I could still love her — or at least kiss her in front of a burning house! (playa)
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Megan feels bad about giving Dominic a disease and decides to cover her sins in FLAME! (martyr)
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Aww man, it was all a dream? Damn.
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What do you think the video is about? What does it mean?

later nerds,

Antwan.

I like a good sex tape just like the next guy, but an Eva Mendes Sextape…now that’s to die for. I remember seeing links to a sextape that she supposedly starred in a long ass time ago, but never being able to actually find it. I clicked the links and had pop ups all over my screen and still NO SEX TAPE.

All that changed tonight. For those of you who have yet to experience her sex tape, the wait is over. I hope you enjoy.

click here to see the actual video.

Later nerds,

Antwan.

we  patiently await an official debut from this brooklyn based duo. check out this unofficial video for A Certain Person above.

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