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Hi all, Stephanie here, long time no talk. So maybe I just missed the boat on this being in the UK and all, but have you guys heard about this crazy shit called “vajazzling”? I first came across it when friend sent me a link to Jennifer Love Hewitt making an appearance on the show “Lopez Tonight” (which I also have never heard of) in which the following conversation takes place:

Lopez: So give me an example of the book like something that helped you through a tough time.

JLH: Well I think there’s a chapter in the book you’ll like and it’s called “Vajazzling” and it’s all about-

Lopez: What’s it called?

JLH: Vajazzling. and I um after a break up a friend of mine swarovski-crystalled my precious lady, and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should vajazzle their vajay-jays.

JLH later went on to reveal on the show that she was currently “vajazzled” and that it really helped her cope with a rough break up.

Despite the lucid description by Hewitt, I failed to really conceptualize what the verb “swarovski-crystalled” as applied to a vagina really meant. Apparently it looks this…

Ummmm am I alone here or is it totally fucking bewildering why someone would want to do this? Especially after a break up. Like, if I’m busy crying my eyes out after breaking up with my boyfriend why are crystals glued on my vaj in the shape of a butterfly going to make me feel any better? This reminds me of that rhinestones/sparkles phase I went through when I was like 11-years-old, except I put the sparkles on my FACE not my FOOFOO.

Moreover, would any guys actually think it was hot if they start hooking up with their date and then there’s like some array of tiny shiny daggers waiting for them? According to the CompletelyBare salon in NYC it is popular to get vajazzled for special occasions like weddings. I can just imagine on some poor guy’s wedding night:  “Uhhh what’s that?” “It’s a surprise for you!” “No, but like, what is that?” “It’s crystals glued to my cootchie in the shape of a heart because i LOVE you!”

Oh JLH… what are we gonna do with you?

[image via Google search]

<3<3 Stephanie