because that sausage is like none other.
yeah, the title pretty much sums it all up. after luvina’s tiresome yet overly enjoyable bash i decided i needed to eat some food with dhani and robert. i hadn’t seen either of them in quite sometime. robert only got a cup of coffee then bounced like a bitch. dhani and i ate because we’re awesome. pictures are below.
because robert looks like a little kid.
because i love my little dhani.
because she thought she saw our food coming.
because he was trying not to look.
because i was so anxious.
because that was more than a mouth full.
because dhani likes her pierogies boiled, not fried.
because he was so tired and it was early morning.
later nerds,
antwan.
The English are coming.
So yeah, many of you know that I attended the Polo Tourney over on Governor’s Island a few weeks ago..it was truly an awesome time and I had much more fun than I expected. In fact, I didn’t want to go at all! Haha. Governor’s Island is absolutely beautiful and is apparently now open to the public for good every weekend & the ferry is free! We all know that there is no beating “FREE”. Haha. Below are some photos from the event and also my sunburned/peeling forehead, gross. haha.
Conclusions drawn from the Polo Classic:
- People are seriously obsessed with Prince Harry; I never knew this.
- Madonna likes to have fun with her kids; I would not have guessed. [see photo below.]
- Meridith and Sean dress better than most people. Tell them how good they look.
- Polo is actually pretty amazing and I would love to see it again.
- Kate Hudson is a magnet for birds that like to shit on people. LOL.
- Black people need to wear sunblock. Yes, everyone gets burned. *sighs*[see photo below.]
- Alek Wek is gorgeous and also very soft spoken and nice to talk too.
Here are some pictures I enjoyed thoroughly…
because the sun cooked my goose.
because Marc Jacobs can literally do and kiss whomever he chooses.
because they all compliment one another so well.
because Donna Karan knows it's family that matters most.
because these horses were working so hard.
because even Madonna isn't too serious to have fun with her kids.
because no couple looked better.
Later nerds,
antwan.
I like kids, and babies (in a good way). When I think of kids, I think of them having fun at the YMCA or at local playgrounds playing Skip-It..
I also like the track “Kids” by MGMT. It’s a song you would think of when those babies are playin’ around those swings at a birthday party. It was also on the Fifa 09 soundtrack. When it comes to the music video that just came out, well, see for yourself…
Notice the quotation by Mark Twain at the beginning? Yeah, well, it’s not by Mark Twain.
“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
In addition, MGMT has assured us that the baby wasn’t harmed at all by making this video…that baby is traumatized for life.
Volkan
PBS Documentary: The Tank Man
Volkan
"I got no patience and I hate waitin'"
So I have been quite the busy bee as of late, quite. This doesn’t equate to the earning of a mass amount of money unfortunately, but I have been working hard. Working much harder than I have been partying, which is not always the case.
Anyway, to commemorate my return to blogging more regularly I would like to introduce you to this photo. Yes, that one, the one you have probably been staring at since seeing this post. Ha.
I have been trying to come up with a caption for about two days and I can’t do it. I mean, damn. What could possibly explain the behaviors of either individual involved? The aggressor needs a damn good explanation for diggin’ around in this kids junk and the pacifist needs an excuse for not reacting to what is actually happening to his junk. I mean, ol’ dudes mind is on something else completely! HAHAHA. For DAYS I have been laughing at this photo, DAYS. It’s just crazy, it makes no sense. Like, wtf was going on. The dude doing the diggin’ is so skilled at what he does, he doesn’t even drop his drink cup! Got damn! Like was there any kind of “struggle” at all? OH shit, and another thing..why is the dude being groped not looking at the camera at all? Are there photos of him yelling at the photographer? Did he not care this was happening? HAHAHA. Still laughing, hard! If I were being groped I’m not sure anything else around me could grab my attention, no pun intended, I’m serious.
Geez. Haha. Does anyone know where the photo came from originally? I got it off of the http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/ site.
Oh man, can anyone properly caption this photo? I tried.
Later nerds,
antwan.
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sup beeziez it’s yer chix krankinz n mankinz (@krankinz n @mankinz 4 the tweetybirds).
we r new 2 the blog but not the net. u may have peeped our worx inc. (but not the limited too) on the road, the rum diary, n twilight. we r usually ghost writers but decided 2 take credit where it’s due so whatsup werld!!!! it’s me a twin!!
now that every1 nose our *~tru colourz~* we have been livin our life like it’s a dweamie i kno all u radio killerz feel me 
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u all probs like “where da pix @” why dont u get a real job?????????
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no1 nose where my nose goes when it's lonely??
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